{"id":131,"date":"2010-09-20T18:20:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T00:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=131"},"modified":"2011-05-03T22:14:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-04T04:14:14","slug":"the-most-abhorrent-dreadful-revolting-execrable-ghastly-horrible-despicable-loathsome-atrocious-heinous-abominable-unpleasant-day-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2010\/09\/20\/the-most-abhorrent-dreadful-revolting-execrable-ghastly-horrible-despicable-loathsome-atrocious-heinous-abominable-unpleasant-day-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"The most abhorrent, dreadful, revolting, execrable, ghastly, horrible, despicable, loathsome, atrocious, heinous, abominable, unpleasant day of the week&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Thats right- it&#8217;s Monday. Why do we go to school on Mondays? It&#8217;s a question I often wonder (mainly on Monday morning) After all, nobody is awake on Mondays. Nobody is focusing and Nobody cares. Monday is the cursed day of torture that we all must endure. Why why why are we forced to go to school on Mondays!!!?????<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600\">I hate Mondays if you couldn&#8217;t tell. I suppose that is why they exist, one day of the week has to be the worst. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">In case you haven&#8217;t noticed, I pretty much used ever word I know that means &#8220;bad&#8221; or at least all the ones I (think) I can spell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\"><span style=\"color: #cc99ff\">~Courtney<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thats right- it&#8217;s Monday. Why do we go to school on Mondays? It&#8217;s a question I often wonder (mainly on Monday morning) After all, nobody is awake on Mondays. Nobody is focusing and Nobody cares. Monday is the cursed day of torture that we all must endure. Why why why are we forced to go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}