{"id":219,"date":"2010-11-06T20:15:44","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T02:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=219"},"modified":"2011-05-03T22:12:45","modified_gmt":"2011-05-04T04:12:45","slug":"thoughts-of-john-handey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2010\/11\/06\/thoughts-of-john-handey\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts of Jack Handey&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600\"><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS\">If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you&#8217;re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don&#8217;t know what to tell you.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you&#8217;re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don&#8217;t know what to tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":405,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions\/405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}