{"id":228,"date":"2010-11-10T20:24:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=228"},"modified":"2011-05-03T22:12:33","modified_gmt":"2011-05-04T04:12:33","slug":"thoughts-of-anon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2010\/11\/10\/thoughts-of-anon\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts of Anon…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love giving opinions, I’ve got hundreds.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I had to hit him: he was starting to make sense.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Wanted: Person willing to seal gas leaks with candle. Must be willing to travel.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mind intentionally left blank…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Did you know, 50% of doctors graduated in the BOTTOM HALF of their class.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Once I saw a vegetarian eating a banana. I asked her how would she like it if her skin was ripped off and she was eaten alive.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Better an empty head than an empty bed.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If at first you dont succeed, blame someone else and seek counselling.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

This could be entertaining, meaning embarrassing.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Why do you laugh? Change the name, and the story is told of you.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical situation?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Women make silly generalisations.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’d explain it to you, but your head would blow up.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

We have only 2 things to worry about: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already have.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Remember the world is a big place. Even if you’re one in a million, that means 1000 people in China look exactly like you.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

It’s so late it’s almost early.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You ever look up the word dictionary in a dictionary? A little hand comes out and smacks you one.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Speak softly but drive a Sherman tank.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love giving opinions, I’ve got hundreds. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":402,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}