{"id":328,"date":"2010-12-04T20:58:03","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T02:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=328"},"modified":"2010-12-04T20:59:17","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T02:59:17","slug":"thoughts-of-woody-allen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2010\/12\/04\/thoughts-of-woody-allen\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts of Woody Allen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">I am at two with nature.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one&#8217;s hat keeps blowing off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am at two with nature. It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one&#8217;s hat keeps blowing off. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":331,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}