{"id":353,"date":"2011-04-06T20:21:37","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T02:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=353"},"modified":"2011-04-06T20:21:37","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T02:21:37","slug":"thoughts-of-jack-handey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2011\/04\/06\/thoughts-of-jack-handey\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts of Jack Handey&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600\">It&#8217;s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you&#8217;re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you&#8217;re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":355,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}