{"id":487,"date":"2011-06-07T18:02:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T00:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=487"},"modified":"2011-06-07T18:05:14","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T00:05:14","slug":"my-one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2011\/06\/07\/my-one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater\/","title":{"rendered":"My one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So last night I was laying in my bed and it was really late (I&#8217;m not sure how late though). My music had turned off by then so I was stuck listening to the sounds of my room. Soon I started hearing something strange&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Whenever paper on my desk shifted, it sounded like someone taking a huge bite out of an apple<br \/>\nWhenever my fan clicked it sounded like someone impatiently tapping on glass<br \/>\nWhenever the wind blew through my window it sounded like a wing on a hard downbeat<br \/>\nWhenever a car drove by on the highway it sounded like a growl or (in the case of a semi) a roar<br \/>\nWhenever my curtains blew in the breeze it sounded like someone breathing and it felt like they were right at my neck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, as you can imagine, my dreams consisted of flying purple dragons that breathed fire and had to get the gold away from the evil leprechauns that used coins like ninja throwing-stars. Then the magical singing unicorns appeared. My alarm (which was music) was going off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I can safely say that this was one of the strangest dreams I&#8217;ve ever had, complete with sound effects.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc99ff\">~Courtney<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last night I was laying in my bed and it was really late (I&#8217;m not sure how late though). My music had turned off by then so I was stuck listening to the sounds of my room. Soon I started hearing something strange&#8230; Whenever paper on my desk shifted, it sounded like someone taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":494,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions\/494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}