{"id":495,"date":"2011-06-12T20:33:25","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T02:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=495"},"modified":"2011-06-12T20:33:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T02:33:56","slug":"room-guards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2011\/06\/12\/room-guards\/","title":{"rendered":"Room Guards&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really need to stop leaving my room unattended for any extended amount of time. Previously they&#8217;ve used it as a storage room. They&#8217;ve also killed my fish. This time they hijacked my bedside table.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Yup, I&#8217;m hiring room-guards.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000\"><span style=\"color: #cc99ff\">~Courtney<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really need to stop leaving my room unattended for any extended amount of time. Previously they&#8217;ve used it as a storage room. They&#8217;ve also killed my fish. This time they hijacked my bedside table. Yup, I&#8217;m hiring room-guards. ~Courtney<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions\/497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}