{"id":514,"date":"2011-06-30T17:51:34","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T23:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=514"},"modified":"2011-06-27T17:58:19","modified_gmt":"2011-06-27T23:58:19","slug":"thoughts-of-groucho-marx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2011\/06\/30\/thoughts-of-groucho-marx\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts of Groucho Marx&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">Before I speak, I have something important to say.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">All people are born alike &#8211; except Republicans and Democrats.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">Humor is reason gone mad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn&#8217;t it. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">I intend to live forever, or die trying.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">I must confess, I was born at a very early age.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">If you&#8217;ve heard this story before, don&#8217;t stop me, because I&#8217;d like to hear it again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Before I speak, I have something important to say. All people are born alike &#8211; except Republicans and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":515,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions\/515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}