{"id":584,"date":"2011-08-22T22:03:19","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T04:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=584"},"modified":"2011-08-22T22:09:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-23T04:09:00","slug":"favorites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2011\/08\/22\/favorites\/","title":{"rendered":"Favorites&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the other day Ashley had to stay after school for some Biology assignment. While she was in his class, I was with a friend. We were just chatting in the hallway. When I mentioned the teacher Ashley was with (we&#8217;ll call him Mr. B) my friend wanted to go visit him. She said that he was one of her favorite teachers last year.<\/p>\n<p>And so we went to Mr. B&#8217;s class room, where Ashley was vigorously scribbling down the answers to some assignment or another. Mr. B walked in, seeing my friend and me, and started talking to her. She was telling him about her science class this year and how boring it was.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere in the middle of the conversation I cut in. &#8220;Mr. B, don&#8217;t you remember me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He stared blankly at my face, clearly not recognizing it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was one of your favorite students.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that point he starts to gape. He <em>would <\/em>remember if I just gave him one more second. He had to know my face after all.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to cut him a break pretty early on. &#8220;Just kidding. I&#8217;ve never had you before.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say he was both embarrassed and laughing. Guess he&#8217;ll remember Ashley&#8217;s sister now.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc99ff\">~Courtney<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the other day Ashley had to stay after school for some Biology assignment. While she was in his class, I was with a friend. We were just chatting in the hallway. When I mentioned the teacher Ashley was with (we&#8217;ll call him Mr. B) my friend wanted to go visit him. She said that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":586,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions\/586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}