{"id":593,"date":"2011-08-29T21:23:17","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T03:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=593"},"modified":"2011-08-30T21:28:04","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T03:28:04","slug":"skinned-knees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2011\/08\/29\/skinned-knees\/","title":{"rendered":"Skinned Knees&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As it turned out, I was babysitting this afternoon. Not that big a deal, except that everyone left <em>with out telling me. <\/em>Anyway, William walked in and asked if I would go play with him outside.<\/p>\n<p>Uh, no? I&#8217;m not that loving of a sister.<\/p>\n<p>Then he modified his question and asked if I would stay out there while <em>he <\/em>played outside.<\/p>\n<p>That I can do.<\/p>\n<p>So I collected my Chinese homework and followed him into the driveway. He pulled out his bike and helmet and started up and down the street.<\/p>\n<p>I got through translating half of the sentence <em>He always reads before going to bed <\/em>when I heard a bloodcurdling scream.<\/p>\n<p>William had taken a fall and ripped up his leg.<\/p>\n<p>Now, William is almost as big as I am, so how the heck was I supposed to take him up the hill? Luckily the neighbor heard the screaming and came to rescue us.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, that&#8217;s how I wanted to spend my afternoon- disinfecting skinned knees.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc99ff\">~Courtney<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As it turned out, I was babysitting this afternoon. Not that big a deal, except that everyone left with out telling me. Anyway, William walked in and asked if I would go play with him outside. Uh, no? I&#8217;m not that loving of a sister. Then he modified his question and asked if I would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":594,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions\/594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}