{"id":876,"date":"2012-01-22T17:01:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T00:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/?p=876"},"modified":"2012-01-30T17:01:46","modified_gmt":"2012-01-31T00:01:46","slug":"ordinal-linguistic-personification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/2012\/01\/22\/ordinal-linguistic-personification\/","title":{"rendered":"Ordinal Linguistic Personification&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today I found out I have &#8220;Ordinal Linguistic Personification&#8221; otherwise known as OLP. In normal speak it means that I give personalities to numbers and letters&#8230; I honestly thought everybody did this&#8230; As it turns out it&#8217;s actually kind of weird&#8230; Lovely.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not even kidding, I&#8217;ve done this since I was little. Like when I write the number seven I think of it as an annoying teenage girl, and six is a picked on little kid who has to deal with her crap and eight is a calm, wise old man figure who brings peace to it all&#8230; Again, I thought this was <em>normal<\/em>, like everyone had little imaginary number friends.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to tell you the rest of the numbers because this is potentially embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc99ff\">~Courtney<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today I found out I have &#8220;Ordinal Linguistic Personification&#8221; otherwise known as OLP. In normal speak it means that I give personalities to numbers and letters&#8230; I honestly thought everybody did this&#8230; As it turns out it&#8217;s actually kind of weird&#8230; Lovely. I&#8217;m not even kidding, I&#8217;ve done this since I was little. Like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/courtney\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}