{"id":276,"date":"2011-11-30T11:27:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T17:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/?p=276"},"modified":"2011-11-30T11:27:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T17:27:11","slug":"falling-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/2011\/11\/30\/falling-hurts\/","title":{"rendered":"Falling hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I had a fascinating fall yesterday. Bryan was laying in my bed doing something on his laptop (more than likely on\u00a0Facebook) when I attempted to stand up, step over him to get to the balcony where my neighbor and best friend,\u00a0Ashley\u00a0was waiting. However, the thing about\u00a0Morgan\u00a0beds, is that the\u00a0mattress\u00a0moves fairly easy and if it&#8217;s not completely on the bed frame, it&#8217;s off. I stepped on the &#8216;off&#8217; part, not knowing it was off the bed frame, and there for actually had nothing holding me up. I had a glorious\u00a0wipe out\u00a0as I landed on TOP of\u00a0Bryan\u00a0before proceeding to collide with the floor. The was before I basically did the same thing is Ashley&#8217;s room but that time my head almost went through a\u00a0refrigerator. I now have a lump on my head and a rug burn on my elbow. I feel so brilliant TT__TT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I had a fascinating fall yesterday. Bryan was laying in my bed doing something on his laptop (more than likely on\u00a0Facebook) when I attempted to stand up, step over him to get to the balcony where my neighbor and best friend,\u00a0Ashley\u00a0was waiting. However, the thing about\u00a0Morgan\u00a0beds, is that the\u00a0mattress\u00a0moves fairly easy and if it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[24,11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":277,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions\/277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}