{"id":527,"date":"2016-03-02T15:28:59","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T20:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/?p=527"},"modified":"2016-03-02T15:28:59","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T20:28:59","slug":"i-did-not-get-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/2016\/03\/02\/i-did-not-get-fired\/","title":{"rendered":"I did NOT get fired."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">21FEB2016<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">I thought I was going to be fired today.<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">A little about my job, I work at best buy. We don&#8217;t get paid commission or anything like that, but we have a heirarchy. I report to my lead, who reports to the Assistant Manager (AM) who reports to the Store Manager (GM). We get &#8220;graded&#8221; on how well we do based on a bunch of statistics. Or that&#8217;s what I thought.<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">So me and my Co-worker Cody and my Lead Pat were standing talking about new product when suddenly we see my GM skipping. Mind you, this is a full grown very serious man skipping down the aisle of his store. This isn&#8217;t just odd. Pat turns and pulls an &#8220;Ah hell naw&#8221; and books it. My lead is running away from my skipping GM.<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">By now me and Cody are very concerned, especially since my AM is coming from the other side with a concerned look on his face. So they arrive about the same time, and my AM tells us we had a &#8220;Mystery Shop&#8221;. I had no idea what that was so I gave Cody a look and he freaks. Apparently it&#8217;s when corporate sends secret shoppers to judge us, and no one in the store has passed with above an 80, and we were told if someone scores below a 60 they are just fired cause that&#8217;s how bad our store has been doing.<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">Cody literally was starting to grovel about not getting fired. My GM looks at him and goes &#8220;you got a 78 you&#8217;re fine&#8221;. Cody actually did a fail white boy victory dance, which was funny in its own. But what really concerned me was my AM saying, how bad did she do? I&#8217;m the only She. Cody starts saying no no its her first mystery shop don&#8217;t fire her give her a second chance&#8230; My GM laughed, as if I wasn&#8217;t panicking enough already.<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">&#8220;Why would I fire her? Because of her we finally have a perfect score from our store.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"a-c-x-Ha a-c-Ma-td-Ib\">Commencing victory dance more awkward than that of Cody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21FEB2016 I thought I was going to be fired today. A little about my job, I work at best buy. We don&#8217;t get paid commission or anything like that, but we have a heirarchy. I report to my lead, who reports to the Assistant Manager (AM) who reports to the Store Manager (GM). We get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":528,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions\/528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/heather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}