{"id":103,"date":"2011-05-02T19:35:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T01:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/?p=103"},"modified":"2012-05-04T16:51:50","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T23:51:50","slug":"the-color-of-bruises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/2011\/05\/02\/the-color-of-bruises\/","title":{"rendered":"The color of bruises"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been hit by a hard chunk of paint?\u00a0 It&#8217;s called paintball.\u00a0 Have you ever played paintball?\u00a0 Well I have at my friend&#8217;s birthday party and my sister shot me hard with a paintball.\u00a0 My dad has a bunch of worse bruises than me.\u00a0 I had a lot of fun but two games weren&#8217;t that fair because your choices were to surrender or get shot point blank \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 The referee made sure we all followed the rules.\u00a0 The kids lost some games against the parents because Ashley chose to be on the parent&#8217;s team!\u00a0 The referee also gave me some tips and tricks, like don&#8217;t bother hiding behind anything, just run out there and start shooting. (just don&#8217;t shoot the referee \ud83d\ude09 ).\u00a0 I got shot in the back, here is a picture:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_104\" style=\"width: 421px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-104\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/2011\/05\/02\/the-color-of-bruises\/wws_paintball_bruise\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104\" class=\"size-full wp-image-104\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/wws_paintball_bruise-e1304386840359.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"411\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/wws_paintball_bruise-e1304386840359.jpg 411w, http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/wws_paintball_bruise-e1304386840359-264x300.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-104\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">my paintball bruise<\/p><\/div>\n<p>paintball is a lot of fun, you should try it out, but wear a lot of layers of baggy clothes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been hit by a hard chunk of paint?\u00a0 It&#8217;s called paintball.\u00a0 Have you ever played paintball?\u00a0 Well I have at my friend&#8217;s birthday party and my sister shot me hard with a paintball.\u00a0 My dad has a bunch of worse bruises than me.\u00a0 I had a lot of fun but two games [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":213,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}