{"id":17,"date":"2010-10-07T09:50:36","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T15:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/?p=17"},"modified":"2012-05-04T16:52:28","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T23:52:28","slug":"but-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/2010\/10\/07\/but-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"but Dad?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day I DID NOT have school, so mom told me to sleep in, and then she left.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;So, my dad called me to wake me up (for school). So he tells me to get dressed and eat while he takes a shower.\u00a0 So he gets out and I am standing in the middle of my room half naked and half asleep.\u00a0 So of course he yells at me. After I eat breakfast I say &#8220;but dad, I don&#8217;t have school today.&#8221;\u00a0 But then dad joked about it, and said, &#8220;what would have happened if I said that at the bus stop.&#8221;\u00a0 He was so sorry and told me to go back to bed, if I wanted to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day I DID NOT have school, so mom told me to sleep in, and then she left.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;So, my dad called me to wake me up (for school). So he tells me to get dressed and eat while he takes a shower.\u00a0 So he gets out and I am standing in the middle of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}