{"id":67,"date":"2011-04-10T09:47:38","date_gmt":"2011-04-10T15:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/?p=67"},"modified":"2012-05-04T16:51:51","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T23:51:51","slug":"nerf-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/2011\/04\/10\/nerf-gun\/","title":{"rendered":"Nerf gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One morning I woke up and I found a giant nerf gun in the middle of our living room that said &#8220;From Derek, To William&#8221;\u00a0 I was surprised because they had got home from a homecoming party and I wasn&#8217;t sure how he had gotten it until Heather explained that he had won it and had no use for it.\u00a0 Then I went to my friend Emma&#8217;s birthday party (a whole other story) and when I got back my dad had broke into the nerf gun and lost all the bullets!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/102_8038.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-170\" title=\"102_8038\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/102_8038.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/102_8038.jpg 480w, http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/files\/102_8038-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One morning I woke up and I found a giant nerf gun in the middle of our living room that said &#8220;From Derek, To William&#8221;\u00a0 I was surprised because they had got home from a homecoming party and I wasn&#8217;t sure how he had gotten it until Heather explained that he had won it and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottsontherocks.com\/william\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}