Courtney's Cauldron

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

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