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Thoughts of Theodor Suess Geisel…

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

Being crazy isn’t enough.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

How did it get so late so soon?

Thoughts of Bill Vaughn…

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Thoughts of Jean-Luc Godard…

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

All you need for a good movie is a gun and a girl.

Thoughts of John C. Dvorak…

Monday, December 26th, 2011

Yeah, you’ll be the coolest person in the room when you pull your iPhone out and show it around, but that gets old fast when three other people have them and one person somehow has one that glows in the dark.

Thoughts of Helen Keller…

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Thoughts of Oren Arnold…

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.


Thoughts of Mohandas K. Gandhi…

Saturday, November 26th, 2011

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed.

Thoughts of Meister Eckhart…

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.

Thoughts of Walt Disney…

Friday, November 18th, 2011

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me… You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world.

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource – the minds of our children.

Thoughts of Elbert Hubbard…

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

Do not take life too seriously.  You will never get out of it alive.