Archive for April 6th, 2011

Thoughts of Alex Levine…

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

Thoughts of Jack Handey…

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.

Haircut(s)…

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

So on Sunday Debbie (our haircut lady) came over with her son, Mario. I was watching him after my haircut while she cut other people’s hair.

Mario was cutting a picture that he had coloured. When he was done, he showed it to me. As I was looking at it he grabbed my hair… and took a large snip out of it… the conniving genius waited until I was momentarily distracted. Luckily it blends in okay…

~Courtney

Long Time No See…

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

Hey, all my loyal stalkers,

Sorry for not posting in ages! After my creative writing class ended I had no motivation, but I’ve decided to start posting again… we’ll see how long this lasts…

~Courtney

P.S. I want to make my blog cooler and funner, so if any one has any suggestions, message me. Even if it’s just “I like this…” or “I hate this…” or something, any sort of constructive criticism is great. To all you haters- Go away. Now. Nobody wants you here. Other than that… nope, that’s all I got.