Archive for September 16th, 2011

Fruits and Vegetables…

Friday, September 16th, 2011

If you know me at all, you know that vegetables don’t exist. Okay, broccoli exists. Stop being a smart… aleck.  But the term “vegetables” came from market owners back in the “ancient” times. They just wanted a way to better sort out their produce. So “vegetable” is not a scientific term and really is just made up of leafs and roots and whatnot.

But what really annoys me are tomatoes. I mean, if you’re going to relabel a bunch of food, do it consistently. Tomatoes look and act like vegetables, yet we all consider them fruit. They even go in the vegetable section at the store! What’s more, if a tomato is a fruit then ketchup is a smoothie! I don’t know about you but tomato smoothies on hamburgers just sound nasty.

~Courtney

Thoughts of Jim Davis…

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Thoughts of Doug Coupland…

Friday, September 16th, 2011

I don’t want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.