Courtney's Cauldron

If you are one of those people who don’t believe God exists, you better pray you’re right.

Life is like a giant s’more: get it right and it makes you all warm and gooey in the middle; get it wrong and you’re burnt to a crisp.

Pass the bill to the person on your left.

A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.

To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.

Reach for the high apples first; you can get the low ones any time.

Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.