Archive for the ‘Fortune Cookies’ Category

Thoughts of Bill Watterson…

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient’s friends.

Thoughts of Albert Einstein…

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.

Thoughts of Anon…

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

A snowflake is one of God’s most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!

Snowmen fall from heaven… unassembled.

Thoughts of Albert Einstein…

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

I never think of the future — it comes soon enough.

Thoughts of Steve Almond…

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

Thoughts of Lady Bird Johnson…

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I’ll know I’m growing old.

Thoughts of Gene Perret

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

Thoughts of Michael Leunig…

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Love one another and you will be happy. It is as simple and difficult as that.

Thoughts of William R. Alger…

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of teeth.

Thoughts of Terri Guillemets…

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health – it rusts your spirit and your hips.