Archive for the ‘Fortune Cookies’ Category

Thoughts of Edwin Denby…

Monday, September 26th, 2011

There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.

Thoughts of Winnie the Pooh…

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Promise you won’t forget me, because if I thought you would, I’d never leave.

Thoughts of Anon…

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart.

Thoughts of Jim Davis…

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Thoughts of Doug Coupland…

Friday, September 16th, 2011

I don’t want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

Thoughts of America…

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

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Thoughts of Heather and Ashley Scott…

Friday, September 9th, 2011

My hair is awesome, it defies gravity!

My hair is awesome, it defies society!

Thoughts of Andre Gide…

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling.

Thoughts of Herbert Hoover…

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

All men are equal before fish.

Thoughts of Erma Bombeck

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.