The Color of Heather

Balding, it’s not a receding hairline it’s a facial frontier.

Clayton: I’m not sure whats scarier… Julian in the morning or Heather after a monster.

If loosing your student ID prevents you from getting into your room,  the caf, the gameroom and your classes… you might be a college student.

I think Bryan stole my keys on accident.  I’m in the game room and can’t get into my dorm building without my mav card which is attached to my keys. I can’t find him because he’s in the Rec Center working out with his friend Dexter which requires a mav card to get into with. I cant call him cause my phones dead… I have an hour left on my computer battery. ARGH! I checked the game room. I checked the caf. I checked the lost and found and the info desk and the game room desk. I think when I dropped it earlier while playing the game just dance 2 (on the wii i won) he picked it up, forgot to give it back and left. Grrr.

I just spent an hour waiting for people to get down to the caf for dinner… what better is there to do besides messing with the blog? Can’t as well play on the phone since it died during my wait…. dang you boys for taking forever to get ready… and i thought girls were bad! All the girls came and left already!

Chris: There’s a height limit, and you’re not quite there.

Me: Huh?

Chris: That whole conversation went over your head.

Spencer: Knock Knock

Me: Who’s there?

Spencer: Interupting Cow.

Me: Interupting–

Spencer: MOOOOOO!

Apparently if you think of cows, you wont need to sneeze anymore.

and apparently cows like moooovies.

He’s a punny little bird.

Quail is a good friend of mine (his real name is like… carson or something but i’m not sure) but he is nutorious for his puns and funny sayings. This sections is named after him, but includes funny things said around campus.

If you have more than seven cans of soda/energy drink in your room that you know that YOU or your roommate would never drink… you might be a college student…

Lets see… There’s two monsters, two mountain dew Pitch Blacks, a RockStar, a regular mountain dew and a mountain dew super nova…

Hold up I drank the super nova so theres only six…

If you have more than seven five cans of soda/energy drink in your room that you know that YOU or your roommate would never drink… you might be a college student…