The Color of Heather

If you say “Hickory Farm” to a friend, quietly, in a secluded and LOCKED room and still somehow, your neighbor comes to eat it, you might be a college student.

If you can wake up 10 minutes before class starts, head to class, go back home and change out of your pajamas, and still make it to class before it starts, then you might be a college student.

If loosing your student ID prevents you from getting into your room,  the caf, the gameroom and your classes… you might be a college student.

If you have more than seven cans of soda/energy drink in your room that you know that YOU or your roommate would never drink… you might be a college student…

Lets see… There’s two monsters, two mountain dew Pitch Blacks, a RockStar, a regular mountain dew and a mountain dew super nova…

Hold up I drank the super nova so theres only six…

If you have more than seven five cans of soda/energy drink in your room that you know that YOU or your roommate would never drink… you might be a college student…

If you knock on every neighbor’s door looking for one person… you might be a college student.

If you suddenly become cool because you own a guitar, whether you can shred or not… you might be a college student.

If youtube is your form of television… you might be a college student.

If someone glues condoms to your door as a practical joke… you might be a college student.

If you retaliate by saran wrapping or saran “trapping” your friend’s door shut so they can’t get out… you might be a college student that just started a prank war.

If you drink milk out of the carton not because you’re lazy but because you don’t have cups … you might be a college student.

If Chipotle Burritos are a delecacy… you might be a college student.