If you spend more time studying or playing videogames than you do in class … you might be a college student.
… you might be a college student
If you watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show more than once a day… you might be a college student.
… you might be a college student
If you find it completely normal for someone in a towel to walk down the halls because they forgot the shampoo… you might be a college student.
College Student
I recently discovered that I accidently brought one of my favorite CD’s with me that I didn’t actually mean to bring. I was listening to Jeff Foxworthy’s the Redneck test with a few friends (almost all of those apply to me or an immediate family member admit it) and noone else seems to relate to this. So, in the spirit of college… and since I’m dying of boredom… Why not a college test? I’ll just keep continueing to add things like “If your diet consists of Ramen and Poptarts, you might be a college student.” To a new subcategory, so enjoy and feel free to send me some suggestions! XD
ACK can’t breathe!
Not many teachers let you get away with choking another student, and even less tell you to. However, my professor tells us that if we don’t choke each other hard enough we’ll fail his class! My Self Defense teacher has black belts in three different martial arts, and is actually a pretty cool guy. I had my midterm in that class today and did pretty well in my opinion, only catch is that we had to choke each other, put each other in head locks, etc. I did really well so yay! ^__^
Boring Weekends
College isn’t all its cracked up to be; especially on the weekends. You sit there, either staring at the wall or playing video games, being bored out of your mind. For the past… one, two… six and a half hours I have been either playing league of legends or watching Clayton sit there and be bored. Luckily, The Cab (a band I’m actually a little familiar with and they’re not to shabby if I must say) is having a free concert that we’re going to tomorrow night. Sadly… Ashley, Braunson, Marcus and a couple others (including the MIA Kevin…) are gone for the weekend (Kevin might be at a concert or just, gone). Now here’s the depressing thing… back in Denver (no more than 30 minutes away by lightrail) NDK is happening. An anime convention that a whole section of our friends are going to is happening this week. Both me and Clayton wanted to go so bad but not only do we not have money for his gas, he would need a hotel room. I could’ve either stayed at home or in Carolyn’s room (she reserved said room for me, Monina and Deanne last year). Sadly, we didn’t go so we’re stuck here staring lustfully at NDK facebook posts TT__TT Curse you broke college life.
“Kagome: what kind of food do you like, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: NINJA FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ~From the Anime Inuyasha
They make you tailgate?
My first reaction today, when I went to the caf for dinner was… why is there a sign saying the caf closes at 430 when it opens at 500? The answer: Tailgating. That promptly made me go why would driving really close to the person infront of you effect dinner? Nope, they made us go to a tailgate party for the first football game of the year. And the party was aparently just like our football team… there wasn’t much of it. You can’t say it was a party or a tailgate seeing that there were no cars and there were no balloons. On top of that, all my friends were either playing in the pepband, working, or actually serving the food because they were on a sport team… that or they were Julian playing League of Legends and not coming out of his room anytime soon. Therefore, not only was it not tailgating and not a party and for a sport I don’t like to play OR watch, I was there alone! I wasn’t too happy about that. On the plus side, I did get to see a dude playing catch with some of his friends go after a long toss and ran right into the wubben science building. I’m not quite sure where the football went…
~”Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.“~ Duffy Daugherty
~”Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.“~ Joe Theismann
That’s new
Well, since I’m off starting a new life, I might as well start blogging about it.
For those of you who do not know, I have moved on to Colorado Mesa University. It’s located in Grand Junction, conveniently highlighted by the green star here. I am about 4:30 -5:00 hours away from Castle Rock, half way between Denver and Colorado Springs for those of you who are wondering… not so conveniently highlighted or labeled anywhere.
Noting on my new life, I now live in a dorm (pictures available on my facebook page) named Rait hall. It’s about a five minute walk to each end of the campus. To make it easier on you, I have a map. Cyan are the buildings of which my five classes are in, Pink is my dorm, and purple is where I eat my food, but sometimes I eat in pink and my classes might go into purple or other buildings, so I’m actually all over the place.
Beyond classes, there’s some people I’ve been hanging out with (since I’ve had the lack of homework I’ve been expecting). Geez, I have to much free time TT__TT hopefully that’ll change once my work study kicks in. My roommate’s pretty sweet, her name’s Krista and she’s majoring in musical theater. She wants to be a Disney performer! Like on cruises or Broadway type of thing. There my buddies Geneva and Jakoby that I sometimes sit with during meal times. Then there’s my AMAZING neighbor, Ashley, who is majoring in Physical Therapy (ironic seeing that she’s in a boot from torn ligaments). There’s the most epicest RA ever, Autumn, who’ve I been known to appear in her room every so often cause she’s that amazing. The sad thing about my dorm is that I finally got my ethernet working, but wifi doesn’t work on the girls’ side of the dorm TT__TT so off to the guys side! There’s a good sized lounge in between the two sides with the computer lab which is what I’ve been using for homework. but there’s some epic rooms I’d rather hang out in. Clayton is a music education major and we’ve become bestest buds. He’s pretty cool but over uses the term “boss”. He’s pretty boss. His roommate is Braunson, whom is a good friend of Ashley’s so the four of us do stuff together (wandering halls, going to campus events, etc.) Their neighbor on the right is Brandon, the guy’s RA, whose pretty cool, and his girlfriend Ashley (who we call Chibi… and is not my neighbor) is awesome as well. On the other side of Clayton we have Kevin, who looks like he walked out of a california surfer’s magazine… but he’s not from cali and he’s never been surfing aparently O.o Donno his roommate. Then in the back corner there’s Julian and Marcus. They’re amazing, to put it in simple terms. There’s always five or six of us in that room XD Steven and Shylo (twins) live off campus but come and hang out. And every so often Quail (he lives on the second floor somewhere) shows up. They’ve taught me how to play magic out of boredom on the weekends XD Interesting fact about guys (and me); they like to sit around just watching ONE play a video game. And all of these people (excluding Ashley, Braunson and possibly Marcus) play League of Legends, a real time stradegy MMO that gives me a headache cause theres too much stuff going on! I don’t understand that game! ACK! *brainsplosion*
To sum up my first two and a half weeks of class, I’ve already been sick, I’ve already trashed, cleaned and trashed my dorm… In process of cleaning it again, I just have to do another trash dump and wash the dishes (MOM! Those dishes were the worst idea ever! I’m debating shoving them away and buying plastic and paper stuff from now on. There’s nowhere to clean them! But good news, there’s a water fountain/bottle filler thing here, but it’s over on the opposite side of the guy’s dorms TT__TT so the coffee maker is easy to fill, so I kept that gallon jug. The faucet is just slow as all get out and takes me five minutes to fill it). Julian plays racquetball so we’ve play twice already (duck! there’s yet another rogue ball heading towards my face!), and I have yet to go swimming. Kevin gave me a blink-182 poster so I drew him a rainbow raccoon for his door =D My guitar is collecting dust until I figure out how to read TAB again. I hate twin beds. I LOVE POPCORN hehe. And with being here for two weeks, I’ve actually lost four pounds O.o… but I’m attributing that to being sick and not eating real food for two days. I need more Ramen… and tea… and jello TT__TT My self defense class is pretty cool, and the professor is hilarious. He relates each technique to a real life scenario, which some are very frightening… considering “dark alley, big guy attacking with gun”. Geez!
Well, I have class in an hour and my stomach is growling… see ya later aligator!
~”Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income–which he then spends sending his son to college”~
Marching Words
This was done for a class project junior year… It mirrors another poem… Fury of overshoes by something saxton i think… don’t quote me on that it was forever ago. This one still makes me giddy cause i like it so much.
They march in a line,
only one at a time,
flowing together to
create a tale.
Remember when you couldn’t
write your own
words
or read your own
handwriting
or when the bow on your strings
wouldn’t play the right
rhythm?
Remember, young Monet,
when you couldn’t
design a masterpiece,
only to draw like
mud on the floor?
The world wasn’t yours.
It belonged to
the smart ones.
In your closet,
lived the dragon
and he would roar
each time daddy snored
in the room next door.
They made you give up
your crayons for pens,
your play time for homework,
and your naps for tests.
Oh words,
don’t you remember me,
using you to describe
the first character,
of my first book?
Oh naps,
I want to dream
a dream worth writing.
Where are the smart ones,
when will I write,
with big words that
flow,
and march,
right off the page?
I stand before
I think this was inspired by Twilight… I’m like, 93.2% sure about that…
I stand before the one I love,
He stood before me,
I stand before the one I love,
In me what does he see?
I stand before the one I love,
He looks to the sky,
I stand before the one I love,
As he heaves a big sigh.
I stand before the one I love,
He takes his hand in mine,
I stand before the one I love,
And looks me with eyes so fine.
I stand before the one I love,
As he leans in close,
I stand before the one I love,
And gives me what I wanted most.
I stand before the one I love,
As he steals my kiss,
I stand before the one I love,
All I see is black abyss.
No longer do I stand before,
The one I love so much,
For him am I no longer to adore,
I think, and my heart does clutch.
I yearn for him forever so,
But a dream it was.