*Getting ready to trick or treat. Julian is not wearing a shirt, but only has a leather jacket. He is very pale.
Alisha: We have some spray glitter. You can be Edward Cullen!
Julian: We used that last year. I inhaled so much I think my lungs still sparkle from that ****.
Alisha: So you’re a vampire on the inside!
The Rest of Us: Vampires don’t sparkle!
Christy: Not even on the inside!