I promise you that it doesn’t matter if the frog you find in your bed at 3:46am is real or not… YOU will be wide awake! And a corollary to this: if you are awakened by a frog in your bed in the middle of the night, you will remember EXACTLY what time that was.
[NOTE: The resident 10yr old CLAIMS it was accidental, that the frog (previously trying to get into the dryer)
[ http://blog.scottsontherocks.com/blog/2011/11/07/lesson-learned-again/ ] had been in his pocket while he was doing his homework (or reading) in my bed. In this particular instance, I believe him because we have a standing “tribble” war and I think he would have been PROUD to have pulled a gag like this!]