1) How many IQ points do you think you lost with that brain clot? “I’m arrogant enough to think I might’ve had a few to spare…” 🙂
2) There was a man in parking lot that looks like Santa (construction worker?). there was a dad & son standing inside near the cashier…
boy: dad! dad! that looks like Santa, …. … why does he have his hand down his butt?
dad: because THAT Santa doesn’t leave bricks of coal, he leaves “piles of poo” (censored)
3) “it’s remarkable how much you look like the young girl that was working here a couple weeks ago…”