1) I’m sorry, I can’t cook for you until I put my octopus in my room.
2) I’ll send you a thousand bells if you go take a shower.
3) My phone gets so warm, I want to put it on my feet.
4) (Overheard a phone say)… “I am your father” when Jeff called it 😉
5) “That could have broken your arm.” “It’s all good, it’s not my texting thumb”