Or Not. A couple of deputies came in for car wash. One was training the other (new deputy started this week). The trainer explained everything and I interjected “..and I need you to sign this, and … just a minute because my thumbprint scanner is under the counter and I need to help this customer real quick.” The new officer didn’t say anything after “Thumb scanner?”
Without skipping a beat, the trainer explained that it’s procedure, dragging it out, taking plenty of time (while I was getting change for a customer), and as I turned back to face them… as the trainer said…
“you know, in case your vehicle is stolen AND, the offender brings it to THIS car wash, pretending to be you.”
I half expect to be arrested any moment, except my co-conspirator better absolve me… of at least half ;-P