Double-Barreled Humor

Cabela’s greeter @ door: “what can I help you purchase today?”

Me: “a smoker, or a gun or hey… maybe… both”

Jeff just stood there

Me: [hands on hips, all huffy, ya’ll know … THE LOOK!!] “SERIOUSLY?! shouldn’t that get me… like… the  ‘best wife award’?!?”

Jeff: “Nope, for that, you’d need two guns.”


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