“Ok, for you NON-trekkies… Neelix is a character on Star Trek Voyager… you’ll probably only get part of this….
Jeff went upstairs and shaved off his beard… only he missed a couple of spots… and had LONG whiskers in direct lines down both his cheekbones just under his glasses. I am seriously still laughing but unfortunately I let on what the problem was and he went and fixed it. I think it would have been hysterically funny if he went to play basketball as Neelix!”