There wasn’t a fortune in my fortune cookie. This makes my children who speak Chinese walk away from me.. backwards…. quickly… while muttering things like pianos and struck by lightening! and “you can’t come near me for… like… a year!”
But then William gets one that actually uses the word “alas.” SERIOUSLY?!?
I used the word “alas” HERE http://blog.scottsontherocks.com/blog/2016/08/03/josh-pranked-heather-080316/ Why couldn’t I get THIS fortune? Ok, the bit about the onion is a bit sketchy???