Wine Magazine–NOT!

I received a letter in the mail today thanking me for my subscription to Wine Enthusiast magazine and asking me to “renew” my subscription “up front.”  I DON’T THINK SO!!!

  1. I do NOT drink wine and never have and
  2. I HATE MAGAZINE subscriptions with a passion and always have.  I hate the junk mail they generate and hours it takes to get off of those lists.

Anyone who knows me at all, KNOWS these things about me.  Clearly this company does NOT know me and I assume this is a huge scam…

Can you say… CANCEL?!

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Murphy’s Law… again

Today I received several VERY NICE compliments.  So much so, that I felt compelled to update my FB status with great big cumulative THANKS!  Then, next thing I know… lots of nice things are happening… big, small, mid-size, etc.  It was very nice and I was appreciative so,  I updated my status again with “wow, i’m thinking the magnetic poles have reversed… lots of good fortune today… EVEN THE STOP LIGHTS ALIGNED?!?!? I’m not sure what’s up but I’ll take it!”

WELLLLLL…. the moral of this story is don’t post on FB 😉

Jeff took Ashley to grab some food and they were gonna pick up a few things at the grocery store afterward and then bring me some food.  [It’s Halloween so can’t leave house empty 😉 ].  Next thing I know, Jeff is calling me from the grocery store (which is across the street from where they ate dinner)… “Hear that hissing noise? That’s the tire deflating before our eyes!”  [NOTE:  This whole flat tire business wouldn’t have been such a sore spot with him if he hadn’t have said less than a week ago that maybe we should buy new tires for the car….  If you say something out loud… ABOUT YOUR CAR… within earshot of your car… you should follow-through immediately 🙂 ]

SO, let’s recap… Jeff and Ashley have eaten, they have MY food but have NOT entered the grocery store.  There was much discussion over whether he should change the tire with the spare or drive it across the street, one block from the restaurant, to the tire store.  That’s what they decided… They will quickly shop, call me as they are finishing, to pick them up from the tire store.

Flash forward to me trying to get ready for them to call me… WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!  I’m sure I left them right here! Seriously??? Someone stole my shoes?  I mean, it is Halloween but it’s not like I have fancy shoes… and I only have TWO pairs of shoes and the others are all muddy!  WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!?!  I found my slippers… Ok, I’ll just run up and grab them, and more importantly MY FOOD… in my pink slippers 😉  I will wait here for them to call, in my nice and warm and comfy, pink slippers… and I should update my FB status while I’m waiting 😉 “Dear Karma: thank you for the flat tire… I was feeling a bit like Alice in Wonderland… I LOVE the twist where I haven’t eaten dinner… and someone stole my shoes… I couldn’t have made that up!”

Jeff calls so I leave, and realize that there is absolutely NO GAS in the truck [technically, that was my fault, I was gonna buy a few things at the store first, to get more points, to get more discount… but instead I had Jeff buy a few things at the store since he was going out to dinner… right by the store… See how this works? ;-P ]  Now, it’s 9:30pm and I haven’t eaten AND, I am getting gas in my slippers [they are still pink but not quite as warm and comfy out here in the cold]… It could be worse, it could be snowing!  At least I got to use my discount.

I have now caught up to Jeff and Ashley and car with flat tire… AND… I FOUND MY SHOES!!!! They were on Ashley’s feet 😉

It’s a good thing they bought ice cream because Blue Bell has a way of making things better!

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William and friends in costume

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HOA Hayride

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Socks in the door

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Before and After the snow

[pics incl] I’m pretty sure we didn’t get anywhere near the amount of snow that was predicted.  Sounds like it hit mostly north of Denver and we are south.  We do have a lot of ice from the rain prior to the snow.

Felt compelled to take a picture BEFORE the snow storm

We did NOT get as much snow as predicted

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The “old” news of the week

I was doing a “search” on my computer for something specific and it pulled up “News of the Week 1997”.  Really?  You think what I need is actually in “News of the Week 1997?!?!  I forgot about those ;-P  And then I realized that several of them are already posted up here on the blog.  I’m sorry but they are password protected, email me and I’ll give you the password [or just comment on this post].  But ohmigosh! I got distracted and read a few pages of the first book and I was laughing so hard all to myself…  I’m pretty sure that Heather and Courtney might have grounds to complain….? but it sure will make you smile!  I glanced at other names mentioned:  Jim, Chris, Joseph/Carrie & kids, Andrea, Velma, Neil/Nicholas…. just to name a few….

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Tasting brisket

Ok, eating brisket at 1:00am may not have been the best idea but I assure you… if YOU had smelled brisket in the smoker ALL DAY… AND… if the brisket happened to be finished at 1:00am AND… if you just happened to be awake at 1:00am… you would be sitting right here next to me eating this brisket!

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Construction thoughts

Today I realized that I have a few datapoints that I need to remember when remodeling the house:

  1. Know where your neighbors are and what they are wearing before you climb a ladder.
  2. Waterproof caulk works on human skin, permanently.  Since I now know this to be a fact, I am deliberating possible applications… human applications. ;-P
  3. When prepping to refinish cabinets, make sure that birds cannot chase cats through your work area.  I’m pretty sure the bird started it but the cat was smart enough to make sure his escape route [inside garage door] was left open while he commenced harassment (the cat threw a huge fit until Jeff came back and re-opened the door he had closed).

I’m sure I will have more before I am finished, and now I have a place to “collect” them all 😉

[http://blog.scottsontherocks.com/blog/2011/10/23/winterizing-the-house/]

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The sun rises more than once a day

When you live near the foothills (or just in extremely hilly areas), sunrise becomes an event that repeats itself until finally the sun has tiptoed to the top of the highest nearby peak.  It makes for an interesting experience as some areas will be bustling with activities, while others will be slumbering for those last few minutes of blissful darkness.  When you are driving during sunrise, you must have your headlights on and you must keep your sunglasses handy for the on/off experience.  Your arm will get a workout pulling down and putting up the seemingly worthless sunshade as you play peek-a-boo with the morning light RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE.  It’s not like driving with clouds overhead, as the dew on the cars and leaves will tell you; as will the little animals still burrowed down “in the night.”  The great thing about it… you get to witness the sunrise over and over again 😉

…and have I mentioned the sunsets?…

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Winterizing the house

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The technology conspiracy

For the past several days our internet and phones have been out or have been going out randomly throughout the day.  I know some of you have experienced “the partial conversation” … Makes for an interesting life when you work from home and need to make conference calls using internet meetings.  AND, although there is no possible way the two are connected, my cell phone is having “sympathy malfunctions” and stops/starts working in sync with our home phone/internet.  Therefore, I’ve been getting a lot done around the house 😉  but I have not received your call, your voicemail, or your text and probably haven’t received your email either.  Life is quiet.

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Deer wanna jump too

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Dinner at Velma’s

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The Birds

[pics incl] It seemed like every bird in the area landed in our backyard but what made this time noteworthy was that it seemed like they were “honoring the property lines.”  Not one bird was in either neighbor’s yard?  Then suddenly they all flew off a to a yard a few houses away… weird!

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